Today I noticed that we were down to the last few rolls of toilet paper in our huge Costco bag.
We're also down to the last of:
Money in the bank
Clothes that are not beyond repair
Towels without holes
Socks with matches
...the list goes on
The only thing we're not down to the last of is FOOD!
We'd be happy to have you over
But if you plan on using the amenities...you better bring your own roll of TP!